Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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