He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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