So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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