it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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