Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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