My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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