We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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