Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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