I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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