i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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