i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I have fence marks all over my body
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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