Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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