i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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