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There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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