hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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