i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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