Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so that wasnt chicken after all
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Randomize