wanna go halves on a baby?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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