She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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