There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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