Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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