At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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