I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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