You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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