I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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