i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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