Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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