i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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