She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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