I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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