I don't remember. Are we still dating?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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