Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Just pee around me
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize