Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

i barfeds in our rink

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): i barfeds in our rink http://tfl.nu/23a8

Replies (8) Good night (873) Bad night (2396)
Favorite
(708): View more from Illinois

you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend

(1-708): View more from Illinois

why?

(708): View more from Illinois

so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(708): you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend (1-708): why? (708): so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement. http://tfl.nu/h2nt

Replies (163) Good night (3528) Bad night (1200)
Favorite
(361): View more from Texas

yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.

(361): View more from Texas

I just can't bring boyfriends home.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(361): yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable. (361): I just can't bring boyfriends home. http://tfl.nu/mnpp

Replies (29) Good night (1177) Bad night (4698)
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line. http://tfl.nu/o0b8

Replies (5) Good night (4328) Bad night (1463)
Favorite
(912): View more from Georgia

Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(912): Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops. http://tfl.nu/tuda

Replies (9) Good night (1318) Bad night (3785)
Favorite
(585): View more from New York

Why was I handcuffed to the roof?

(518): View more from New York

It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(585): Why was I handcuffed to the roof? (518): It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly http://tfl.nu/nk88

Replies (27) Good night (9446) Bad night (1341)
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year http://tfl.nu/jq5i

Replies (23) Good night (6024) Bad night (1238)
Favorite
(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(985): It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones http://tfl.nu/0il5

Replies (6) Good night (4931) Bad night (871)
Favorite
(940): View more from Texas

This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(940): This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing http://tfl.nu/18y7

Replies (9) Good night (2445) Bad night (1040)
Favorite
(301): View more from Maryland

A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(301): A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero. http://tfl.nu/wa7o

Replies (17) Good night (5103) Bad night (754)
Favorite
(270): View more from Kentucky

him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(270): him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem. http://tfl.nu/ie18

Replies (10) Good night (1755) Bad night (872)
Favorite
(407): View more from Florida

Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.

(1-407): View more from Florida

That's horrible but hilarious

(407): View more from Florida

I'm going to miss college.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(407): Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else. (1-407): That's horrible but hilarious (407): I'm going to miss college. http://tfl.nu/1mp1

Replies (4) Good night (562) Bad night (356)
Favorite
(561): View more from Florida

How are you getting in?

(770): View more from Georgia

I know some influential drag queens

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(561): How are you getting in? (770): I know some influential drag queens http://tfl.nu/m97v

Replies (0) Good night (575) Bad night (292)
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart. http://tfl.nu/eru1

Replies (1) Good night (1090) Bad night (283)
Favorite
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(717): THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES. (610): HOLY SHIT. You're my hero. http://tfl.nu/mhwg

Replies (0) Good night (725) Bad night (247)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: