Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(213): View more from California

The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.

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(310): View more from California

Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck

(312): View more from Illinois

Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?

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(417): View more from Missouri

i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.

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(917): View more from New York City

u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.

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(626): View more from California

She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"

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