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(404): View more from Georgia

What are you wearing to our high school reunion?

(678): View more from Georgia

I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

after a month anything with tits is on the radar

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(289): View more from Ontario

I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

(647): View more from Ontario

It's sore actually

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.

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(530): View more from California

He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away

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(925): View more from California

First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday

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(863): View more from Florida

I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened

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