Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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