Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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