Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
