Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
