He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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