No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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