If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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