sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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