Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
