turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it's like iHOP with fire
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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