I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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