omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I have fence marks all over my body
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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