yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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