i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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