Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I wear drunk well.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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