He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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