Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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