Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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