She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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