Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Randomize